hello hello welcome to my website

My names are Ethan and Four, and you're on my website! Welcome! Take a seat anywhere. Do you want anything to drink?
I made this whole place myself. Can you tell? Beautiful, right?

Okay, it's a work in progress. But I like it as-is too. Web 1.0 shouldn't've died. This website is me digging it out of its grave and puppetteering its corpse.

Here are more pages (unfinished)

External Links

my resume

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